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#1

PEDRO: Knock knock.
TONYO: Who’s there?
PEDRO: Samba.
TONYO: Samba who?
PEDRO: Tulad mo na may pu-samba-to! ( Tono :Pusong Bato-Alon )

#2

JUAN: Knock knock.
PEDRO: Who’s there?
JUAN: Your sopas.
PEDRO: Your sopas who?
PEDRO :Before you came into my life, I missed your sopas, I missed your sopas, I missed your so-sopas! (Tono : Call Me Maybe-Carly Rae Jepsen)

#3

PEDRO: Juan Knock Knock
JUAN: Who’s there
PEDRO: Joana
JUAN: Joana Who?
PEDRO: I joana close my eyes, i Joana fall asleep ( Tono – I dont wanna miss a thing )

#4

TOM: Nanay knock knock
NANAY: aba Oh! sige who’s there?
TOM: Canada
NANAY: Canada who ?
TOM: Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura nag pasko kana ba sa gitna ng kalsada? ( Tono – Manny Villar Song )

#5

BASAHIN : Alamat ng Saging

BOY: Knock knock?
GIRL: Who’s there?
BOY: Pillowtalk
GIRL: Pillowalk who?
BOY: Ako ay may lobo lumipad sa langit. Hindi ko na nakita Pillowtalk na pala. ( Tono -Ako ay may lobo – Nursery song)

#6

BOY: Knock knock?
GIRL: Who’s there?
BOY: Kesha
GIRL: Kesha who?
BOY: LaKesha layaw, laKesha layaw. Jeproks! ( Tono – Laki sa Layaw)

#7

BOY: Knock knock?
GIRL: Who’s there?
BOY: Jollibee
GIRL: Jollibee who?
BOY: Why you Jollibee so rude? ( Tono – Rude – Magic)

#8

JUAN : Pedro Knock Knock
PEDRO : Who’s there?
JUAN: Pritong saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare
PEDRO: ang haba naman nyan osige, Pritong saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare
JUAN: Pritong saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare ( Tono – Hallelujah by Bamboo )

#9

PEDRO: Knock Knock
JUAN: Who’s there?
PEDRO: Soon to open Pan De Manila
JUAN: Soon to open Pan De Manila who?
PEDRO : Uno, Dos, Tres Soon to open Pan De Manila ( Tono – Un, Dos, Tres by Ricky Martin )

#10

BOY: Crush may knock knock ako, Knock knock
CRUSH : Who’s there ?
BOY: COCA-COLA
CRUSH: Coca-cola Who ?
BOY: Coca-cola nalang sana ang iyong minahal di kana muling mag iisa ( Tono – Kung ako nalang sana )

BASAHIN : Alamat ng Mangga

#11

JUAN: Ma’am Knock knock
TEACHER : Who’s there
JUAN : Cheesy palaman sa tasty
TEACHER: Cheesy palaman sa tasty who ?
JUAN: can’t read my (2x) No he can’t read my poker face Cheesy palaman sa tasty ( Tono – Poker face )

#12

BOY: Knock knock
GIRL: who’s there
BOY: We were aswang babe
GIRL: We were aswang babe who ?
BOY: We were aswang babe for a moment in time ( Tono – Always be my baby )

#13

BOY: Knock knock
GIRL: who’s there
BOY: Angono
GIRL: Angono who?
BOY: Angono swing from the chandelieeeeer from the chandelieeeeeeer ( Tono – Chandelier )

#14

BOY: Knock knock
GIRL: who’s there
BOY: Mayonnaise
GIRL: Mayonnaise who?
BOY: My toes, Mayonnaise my shoulder my head ( Tono – My Toes My Knees )

#15

BASAHIN : Alamat ng Lansones

BOY: Knock knock
GIRL: who’s there
BOY: Napaka kati
GIRL: Napaka kati who?
BOY: Napaka kati kuya eddie ang sinapit ng aking buhay ( Tono – Napakasakit )

#16

PEDRO: Knock knock
JUAN: who’s there
PEDRO: Samsung
JUAN: Samsung who ?
PEDRO : Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa ( Tono – Sampung mga daliri )

#17

PEDRO: Knock knock
JUAN: who’s there
PEDRO: Hate you
JUAN: Hate you who ?
PEDRO: Hate you ako ngayon basang basa sa ulan ( Tono – Ulan )

#18

PEDRO: Nanay Knock knock
NANAY: who’s there
PEDRO: Tuna Century
NANAY: Tuna Century who ?
PEDRO On the first day of christmas my tuna century ( Tono – 12 day of christmas )

#19

BOY: Knock knock crush
GIRL: sige who’s there?
BOY: The hill and cow
GIRL: The hill and cow who?
BOY: The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko ikaw ang nasa isip ko ( Tono – Dahil ikaw )

#20

PEDRO: Knock knock
JUAN: who’s there
PEDRO: ay Dyusko
JUAN: Ay dyusko who?
PEDRO: Ay dyusko to say i love you, ay dyusko to say i care

BASAHIN : Alamat ng Bayabas

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